Archive for the 'Quotes' Category

Kevin Keegan Quotes

‘It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket. Every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card.’

‘The ref was vertically 15 yards away.’

‘There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody’s got their own opinion…’

‘Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late twenties or thirties.’

‘The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it.’

‘I don’t think there’s anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.’

‘They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different’

‘You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw…’

‘He can’t speak Turkey, but you can tell he’s delighted.’

‘There’ll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.’

‘…using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.’

‘One of his strengths is not heading’

‘Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.’

‘I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.’

‘The tide is very much in our court now.’

‘Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.’

‘That would have been a goal if it wasn’t saved.’

‘I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s totally different.’

‘A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm – and it nearly came off.’

‘The substitute is about to come on – he’s a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.’

‘I know what is around the corner – I just don’t know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon.’

‘Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they’re different countries…’

‘In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.’

‘The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.’

‘England have the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none’

‘It’s understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney.’

‘I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.’

‘It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me.’

‘Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America.’

‘They’re the second best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.’

‘You don’t get two chances at this level, or at any other level for that matter.’

‘You’re not just getting international football, you’re getting world football’

‘Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa’

‘Football’s always easier when you’ve got the ball’

‘I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection.’

‘The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23′

‘I’ve had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really.’

‘We managed to wrong a few rights.’

‘We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine’

‘He’ll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he’ll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field.’

‘Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose’

‘I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again’

Bill Shankly Quotes

‘If he had gunpowder for brains he couldn’t blow his cap off.’

‘We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.’

‘You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.’ (to Tommy Smith)

‘The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.’

‘If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.’

‘Football’s not a matter of life and death … it’s more important than that.’

‘Brian Clough’s worse than the rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally’

Gordan Strachan’s Sky Sports Quotes

Here are the best of Strachan’s Sky Sports funnies…

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Stracham: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, “no, I think they should have got George Graham because I’m useless!”

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I’ve still got a job so it’s far better than the Coventry one, that’s for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We’re not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don’t know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You’re spot on! You can read me like a book.

Strachan: I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you’ll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won’t you?
Strachan: You’re right. It is a daft question. I’m not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you’re spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I’m just going to crumble like a wreck. I’ll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There’s no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we’re all quite positive round here. I’m going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It’s a secret.

Reporter: You don’t take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don’t take stupid comments lightly either.

Football Chants Of The Season

According to a recent BBC poll, the top 10 football chants of last season…

1) “Cilla wants her teeth back.”
Liverpool fans to Ronaldinho during Barcelona match.

2) “Let’s talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let’s talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let’s talk about Cesc.”
Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa’s Let’s Talk About Sex. They might need to change the words slightly this season – Ed.

3) “You should have stayed in a burger!”
Palace fans to Colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerken.

4) “We’re gonna deep-fry your pizzas!”
Scotland fans to their Italian counterparts.

5) “We’ve got Dave Tilbury, He’ll paint your house for free,
He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates.”
Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow.

6) “Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Youssef’s better than Junin-ee-oh
Here we go-oh,
Morrocan All Over The World.”
Norwich fans’ chant to Youssef Safri, to the tune of the Quo’s Rockin’ All Over The World.

7) “Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best,
They go up from his a*** to his chest,
They’re better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn’s disco pants!”
Sunderland fans to chairman Niall Quinn.

8) “Who needs Mourinho, we’ve got our physio!”
Scunthorpe fans pay tribute to manager Nigel Adkins, the club’s old physio.

9) “Love, Lovell tear you apart, again.”
Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts.

10) “Cedric Cedric show us Uras.”
Falkirk fans to defender Cedric Uras.

Ron Atkinson Quotes – Part 2

“I’m afraid they’ve left their legs at home”

“I think that was a moment of cool panic there”

“Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs”

“They’ve done the old-fashioned things well; they’ve kicked the ball, they’ve headed it”

“Chelsea look like they’ve got a couple more gears left in the locker”

“Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1″

“Zero-zero is a big score”

“He was lightning slow”

“Tony Adams – He’s a rock that the team has grown from”

“A ten foot keeper really should have stopped that”

“The keeper was unsighted – he still didn’t see it”

“Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it”

Ron Atkinson Quotes

“His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he’ll be looking for them to reproduce tonight”

“He actually looks a little tw@t, that Totti”

“That boy throws a ball further than I go on holiday” – On Dave Challinor of Tranmere.

“The keeper should have saved that one but he did”

“The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box”

“If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus”

“Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside”

“I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better”

“The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I’m not sure they can be trusted”

 ”I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they’re literally gonna catch on fire”

“Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s. Movement and positioning”

“Suker – first touch like a camel”

“Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect”

“Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns”

“He’s not only a good player, but he’s spiteful in the nicest sense of the word”

“He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate”


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